Saturday, February 03, 2007
YAY I'm posting. X))
urmurmurm and I have no idea what to say.
SO I SHALL POST A JOKE.
[ahem]
There were three engineers and three accountants who took a train to a convention. The accountants bought one ticket EACH, but the engineers just bought one ticket for the three of them. Curious, the accountants went "But there are three of you! How can you get away with it?"
Then engineers responded by going "WATCH."
So when the conductor began his rounds, all three engineers went into the toilet and squeezed into one cubicle. When the conductor rapped on the door and went "Ticket, please", one of the engineers opened the door a crack and held out the ticket. The conductor took it and went on.
Impressed, the accountants decided to try the same thing on the ride back. They bought one ticket, but were surprised to find that the engineers had bought NONE. "What're you planning NOW?" The accountants asked. But the engineers told them to wait and see.
When the conductor began his rounds again, the engineers and the accountants squeezed into two cubicles opposite each other. After a pause, one engineer got out of the engineers' cubicle, crossed over to the accountants' one, knocked on the door, and went "Ticket, please."
[cue diao looks/insane laughter]
Got it from Cherze from O2. But it's funny, no? X))
Multicoloured posts are fun.