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Thursday, June 28, 2007

@ 5:59 pm

MOVIE QUOTES

The Birdcage

Albert: Don't use that tone on me.

Armand: What tone?

Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.

Armand: You're not a woman.

Albert: Oh, you bastard!

Bring It On

-Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded.

-I'm sexy. I'm cute, I'm popular to boot.

I'm bitchin', great hair,the guys all love to stare.

I'm wanted, I'm hot I'm everything you're not,

I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school.

Who am I, just guess, guys wanna touch my chest,

I'm rockin', I smile and many think I'm vile.

I'm flyin', I jump, you can look but don't you hump.

Whoa! I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore.

We cheer and we lead and we act like we're on speed.

Hate us 'coz we're beautiful, but we don't like you either.

We're cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders!

A Bug's Life

-First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.

Carrington

Lytton Strachey: I tend to be impulsive in these matters... like the time I asked Virginia Wolf to marry me.

Dora Carrington: She turned you down?

Lytton Strachey: No, she accepted. It was ghastly.

Animal Crackers

-You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and that's not saying much for you.

-You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open.

Clue

-Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.

-Col. Mustard: How many husbands have you had?

Mrs. White: Mine or other women's?

I'm The One That I Want

-I love my gay male friends but when I was a little girl, I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys. And I am... and I should have been more specific. X)

A League of Their Own

Jimmy: (prayer before the game) Oh, Lord! Hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is – she kept calling your name.

Love and Death

-All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates... which means that all men are homosexuals... [just so you won't forget your MI]

The Matrix

-Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Shrek

-And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man! There were some gases leaking outta my butt that day!

Living Out Loud

-I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day, he tells me it's MY fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife and told him it was HIS fault I was stabbing him.

FUNNY QUOTES

1) Robert Benchley

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

2) Oscar Levant

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

3) Paul Merton

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

4) Homer Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

5) Jean Kerr

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?

6) Steven Wright

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

7) Partick Moore

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.

8) Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

9) Ellen DeGeners

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

10) Elayne Boosler

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

@ 3:26 pm

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Lecture: Art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually; and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Hi, my name's half of u!

Hey the person down there, you're abnormal!

You've got too many faces -> :O, :S, (:, X_X

I've got one! -> :)

And don't sleep so much because you're drooling with all those zzz.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

@ 9:53 pm

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11 more Hs!
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how long since the last normal person posteddd...
hmmmm
i noe half of u say im nt la.
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ems asking funny Qs
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2 more topics t goooo (: n the past yr. X_X

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

@ 9:50 pm

IMPORTANT: IH TEST

Here's the breakdown:

5 Stations on Social Revolution (Vietnam war, black empowerment etc): 20 questions
Industrial Revolution: 5 questions
Russian Revolution: 5 questions

30 questions in total
All MCQ

This makes up 15% of IH1107 grade.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

@ 7:55 pm

THURS F4!
anyone anyone?
zzzzzzz
reply soon.

@ 6:03 pm

Please take note! This concerns the voting system for LA advertisements!

Hi Emily

I am so very sorry.

I don't know why this isn't working. I think I will need Ms Lim LiYan's or Mr Neo Chee Peng's help on this - I really am not very IT savvy. I think what we will do is that you will all write down your preferred Choice 1 and 2 on a piece of paper, and each person to submit by placing your piece of paper in an envelope labelled with your class name (in my letter tray).

Sigh. I really don't like IT much!

Happy hols anyway.

Rgds

Dr Lim

Sunday, June 17, 2007

@ 9:39 pm

edit to the previous post: Send an email to Mr Nah at nhleong@gmail.com and he'll send you your results. A bit hi-tech right. And do check KM for the answers as well.

:)

@ 5:43 pm

o3!

Mr Nah says he will send us our post tests results via email!

<3emily.

Friday, June 08, 2007

@ 6:49 pm

Hello 03! :D i received this from Dr Lim, do what you're supposed to do:

Hi Emily

i need you to be the rep for the class. The adverts are all up on KM, Language Arts site, under Student Projects (left navigation bar).

Please email all your classmates to let them know. Everyone can vote maximum 2 choices. You cannot vote the same advert more than once.

Voting Steps:

1) Go to Image Library and click on 07IP03 to see all the adverts your class submitted.Note down the codes of your top 2 choices (1 can be your own, if you like)

2) Go to Survey listing to your class.

3) Click in your Choice 1 and Choice 2.

Save and exit.

Deadline for voting is 3 July.

Thanks Emily.

Rgds

Dr Lim Yi-En
Subject Head/Language Arts
Integrated Programme
National Junior College

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

@ 11:07 pm

Hi everyone!

We are Inspire '07, a student-run charity project officially funded and supported by the Citibank-YMCA Youth For Causes 2007 programme. Proceeds from Inspire go directly to our beneficiary, The Straits Times School Pocket Money Fund. We hope to raise $300,000 in 2007 to ease the financial burden of low-income families by making available pocket money for school-going children.

Inspire '07 aims to raise funds to benefit needy students and raise awareness of our financially-challenged peers. We are appealing for volunteers for street sales sessions to be held at the Orchard and City Hall areas any weekend from now till 19 August:

Every Saturday: (10am-2pm/2pm-6pm)
Every Sunday: (10am-2pm/2pm-6pm)

We welcome volunteers to join us as a class, CCA, or even simply as a group of friends. Volunteers encouraged to join us for 2 or more sessions (can be on different days) in sales of awesomely adorable teddy bears, beautifully-designed Post-It¨ Notes and unique postcards to the general public.

Every minute of your effort counts in helping us bring better lives to needy children. If you are interested in joining us in our street sales effort, please send a reply to streetsales@inspire.sg with the following:
1) Your Name
2) Your Class and School
3) Contact Number & Email address
4) Which sessions you're free to volunteer with us
5) Approximate size of group joining you (if any)6) Any specific requests (NYAA booklets, special CIP certs, location nearer to your school etc)

Or simply fill in the form at http://join.inspire.sg/ and we'll get back to you as soon as possible!A Certification of Community Service will be issued immediately upon completion of each session you participate in. You may wish to submit this certificate to your school to receive CIP hours. You'll also receive a cute teddy bear or any two of the four different Post-It¨ Notes pads that we're selling as a token appreciation for your time. For St Nicks girls, CIP hours have been approved by the CIP teacher.

For further information, feel free to call Regina at 91760511, Yuan Chang at 81989779, or e-mail us at streetsales@inspire.sg. Also, we need your support in spreading the word! Please help by passing this email on to your friends to allow them to also have a chance to help the needy.

Thank you very much for your time, and we hope to hear from you soon!

Yours Sincerely,
The Inspire '07 Team :)
In Aid of The Straits Times School Pocket Money Fund

-you guys wanna join as a class? ;)

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