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Thursday, June 28, 2007
@ 3:26 pm Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. Lecture: Art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power. Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually; and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Father : A banker provided by nature. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. ----------------------------- Hi, my name's half of u! Hey the person down there, you're abnormal! You've got too many faces -> :O, :S, (:, X_X I've got one! -> :) And don't sleep so much because you're drooling with all those zzz. |