Wednesday, September 19, 2007

To lawrence kam:
(Who should go live on a farm)
I deliver a poke
On which you'll choke
Because my poems are hotter
maybe not shorter
But surely cooler
Because I'm a ruler
Man Utd rules
Arsenal poos
Chelsea's gay
And Liverpool... as bland as hay
So, Lawrence Kam
don't be so dumb
Admit defeat
Or you'll cry when I have you beat.
Better hand up those forms fast
Or at you Lawrence will blast
Get a Facebook!
Go have a look!
Justin, stop attacking my zombie
Are you very free?
My vicious vampire
Will burn your empire
Phototaking tomorrow
And so,
Don't be late!
We have a date!
XOXO!
